The big news today is the uncovering of the scandalous activity of Governor Palin. Allegedly she installed a tanning bed in the governor's mansion.
Let's see . . .
The governor's mansion is her home where she lives. . . She bought and paid for the tanning bed with her own money. . . Tanning beds sell for as little as $1600. . . She's a good looking woman in a career where looks count. . . Living in a state with little daylight hours. . . Light therapy and vitamin-D are necessary for health. . . She's a woman who cares about how she looks. . .
Yep the left-wing media sure have a scandal here!