Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Flight Attendant Hell


Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, those passengers seated in rows 1 thru 28 will not receive meal and drink service due to a slight obstruction in the aisle-way. In case of an emergency the emergency exit located at seat 27F will be unavailable as it will be wedged full of flesh. Thank you for your attention, have a nice flight, and thank you for flying American Airlines.

1 comment:

Gordon R. Durand said...

Poor guy. Even with a reasonably normal BMI he'd be a tight fit in those seats. I notice the row behind him is empty. They ought to upgrade him to two seats with the middle armrest removed. They sold him the ticket, after all.