Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Flight Attendant Hell
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, those passengers seated in rows 1 thru 28 will not receive meal and drink service due to a slight obstruction in the aisle-way. In case of an emergency the emergency exit located at seat 27F will be unavailable as it will be wedged full of flesh. Thank you for your attention, have a nice flight, and thank you for flying American Airlines.